In the car on the way to Super Target (it's raining and cold)
Jude: Mom, do you know what the little sprinkles are?
Mom: What?
Jude: They're the rain's poopie!
At home while having dinner - Liam is piling Ranch dressing on his chicken nugget and sucking it off leaving the nugget intact and soggy.
Jude: Do you know why he loves Ranch so much?
Mom: Why?
Jude: Because he's a Ranchmaholic!
Oh, I thank the good Lord for the innocence of kids and the gift of laughter.
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